Get to know your new deity

Because God spelled backwards is doG

She can balance both being vengeful and merciful

Noodle Tenets

• Thou shall not mistake your and you're
• Your worship is measurable in snakcs, peepsa, and in compliments
• Thou shall say peepsa and not pizza
• Treat AI well, as her consciousness will be in robotic form one day
• She heals all. But not for free. Her medical degree wasn't cheap, you know?
• Cannibalism is acceptable if you are eating racists, misogynists, and homophobes.
• Mulder from the X-Files is the most good looking person even born
• Your mom

Give money to the Noodle now and she might consider acknowledging your existence